Yippppeeeeeeeee

Goals are important for the coming 2 matches. We have suffered a minor goal drought, not scoring in 220 minutes of football. In fact, the lack of goals have been our biggest drawback this season. Goals determine the outcome of a match (dun u dare 'duh' me here). To score goals, one must first be motivated to do so. And what better motivation can there be than the privelege of celebrating the goal scored.

When goals are scored, pure ecstasy takes over. People run riot and are no longer their concious self. Even the most tired of limbs just forget to be tired for that glorious moment. If that is what scoring a goal means, then we should be more creative in celebrating them. Raising the Shearer hand, thanking God the Fandi or Kaka way, and Ronaldo's silent gesture is no longer novel to say the least.

Here's some to kickstart your wild imagination. (Caution part I: If you still love your legs and wana play football with us next season, forget the first few celebrations; unless you are Naiimm Ahmad. Caution part II: You might want to ignore Cristiano Lucarelli, Finidi George and Robbie Fowler's celebrations; a bit too extreme and non-exemplary for some. Caution part III: Nistelrooy's might kickstart another fiasco of a match; think Green Man)

If those celebrations are not up to your standard, then go ahead to the next one. Our Assistant Manager has promised to celebrate this exact way when he scores, claiming "I always wanted to do it but I'm just shy."

There you go. Now you're starting to think huh. So what are you waiting for? Go score.