Reactions to El-Classico

In the wake of Barca's recent 5 nil thrashing of Real Madrid, some of the best football personnel were asked for their reactions. It was no surprise that Roy Hodgsun, Gerard Whollier & Rougha Benitez didn't make it to the list. & neither did Carlo Ancelotti, judging from the 'fine' form his team is in.

What does the result show? Nothing. - Hose Mourinho, as confident as he will ever be.

Did Ronaldo play? I didn't notice him. Oh you mean the dude who pushed me was him? - Pep Guardola, who needed a lung check after being pushed in the chest.

Whoever said I was a Reds fan. I was born and bred a Catalunian! - TeamCuzz Manager Zulkhairi, in denial.

Now they'll definitely come in for Berba. - Sir Alex, fearing the implications of Real's loss.

Did Mourinho prepare his team for Barca or Braga??? - Arson Wenger, returning a cheap shot to his former adversary.

Real Raped or real rape both sounds fine! Hawaii 5 - 0! - TeamCuzz Captain Shahrudin, obviously in holiday mood.

Serves that Russian right for sacking me! - Ray Wilkins, obviously still bothered by what happened to him.